What is your relationship status?
Ever experienced love? If not then, experience it because it will definitely give you butterfly feeling. Being in relationship is a period of ‘learning’ as a person, which will make you learn basic relationship goals!
Here, are few stages of relationship that you people should be aware of:-
1. Textationship
That situation when you and your partner text each other ALL the time, but hardly ever call and never plan to meet? This stage is called textationship. You know what to tell your friends now when they ask about your
relationship status.
2. Ghosting
That one time when you were going out with someone and suddenly he…vanished. Just like that air. With his phone switched off, his flat empty and his friends without a clue about his whereabouts – yeah, it’s the modern dating curse. People don’t just dump you, they “ghost” on you.
3. Zombeing
If you thought nothing could get worse than ghosting, then zombieing will surprise you! For this happens, after a person ghosts on you and then reappears, like a zombie, on social media and kills you further by putting up cheesy statuses and liking your posts randomly – like he had never left!
4. 143
It means I Love You. Can you imagine? We have actually come up with a non-heartfelt, technical way of confessing our love. It’s probably worse than ILY.
5. Manicorn
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The perfect man who is like the unicorn – whom everyone talks about but no one has actually ever seen. Yup, our fictional, perfect guy.
6. Cupcaking
Here’s a cute term for being boring. So when couples stay in, instead of going out – they can feel better about themselves by proclaiming that they are just “cupcaking”. More to staying in then, yaass!!
7. Ex-hole
You get this one, don’t you? That ex, who was an a**hole. Hah. You’re gonna use this one, aren’t you? Go ahead, this is what these cool new words are for!
8. Hot room
Now this one refers to a weird social situation, where couples with complicated relationship dynamics come together. Like you, your boyfriend and your ex, at a common friend’s party.
9. Benching
That guy who messages you for a week, and then vanishes for another one and then comes back and talks to you like he was never gone.
10. Catfishing