“Just for the record, the way to a man’s heart isn’t through his stomach, but through the best fucking blow job ever. You want a man to be your bitch? Perfect your craft.”
― Devon Ashley, Falling Upward
All girls out there, are you being successful in winning hearts of your man?
But, is that keeping you happy too?
Well, we know a lot of you are unable to voice your opinion for various things when it comes to sex, but you must keep your points clearly in front of your man, like when you don’t want to give blow job. One World News has laid down few of those points, have a read through them:
When you are tired: After working all day, it is possible that sometimes you feel really tired and just want to take a nap. But same day, your partner might want to be naughty. Such situations can be tricky to skip, but you always have some options to move out of it, like:
Rescue Idea 1: Go to washroom; call up your maid early. Try to involve your partner in cosy talks till your maid doesn’t turn up. And the moment she does say, “Oh no! Darling, she is here.”
Rescue Idea 2: Just at the time of getting on to bed, say “Wait, I’ll just get pills for me.” And take forever to not come back (only the daring dramebaaz can afford this act).
When you find nothing but hair: We know a lot of women out there are very hygienic and hate hair on unwanted places. But, some of you might be on bed with someone whose balls are hidden behind bushes of hair. So if you do not wish to go on, with your love making down there, then you can stop and gently tell him to SHAVE; with some help ideas from us:
Rescue Idea 1:“Darling, I am moving to washroom to shave myself, would you like to join?”
Rescue Idea 2: Remind him of some funny experience or best way knit a story on how you hate hairs on unwanted places.
When he smells: You are dating a man who looks absolutely hot and sexy, especially amazing on bed, but as soon as you go down there, he stinks like cow dung. At such times, you have the right to get off him and make him shower. But you must be thinking, how to do that without hurting him? We have two ways:
Rescue Idea 1: Invite him to take a sexy bath with you.
Rescue Idea 2: Tell him that it has been one of your fantasies to have sex in bathroom, excite him and have fun.
When you are being uncomfortable:
The most important thing is to know, that no one can force you for anything. If you are encountering small, huge, black, white, hairy, or whatever sort of penis out there, and it just freaks you out. Then stop and let him know in a better way that you just can’t give him blow job or if you want to give it a try ask him for help.
When he won’t return favour: Sex is like two way traffic. If you understand this, then he needs to understand this as well. If you are doing all he wants, then he has to do too. And if he doesn’t, then you can try these two indirect ways:
Subtle suggestion 1: Ask him to give massage at places you feel more erotic. Guide him how to do it.
Subtle suggestion 1: Find what makes him excited, do that and walk away, he himself will come towards you to make love.
So, we hope this article can help you the next time you come across such situations and we also hope we don’t have to tell you this, but in case you come across a penis that looks different than what it is supposed to be, then please talk to your guy about it and avoid oral sex meanwhile.
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